Maw, Johnny is eating babies again!

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It seems that some of us take Stem Cell research too far. It comes to us that this fellow believed strongly that eating babies in any form would provide him the neccessary stem cells to regrow his superfluous third testicle. Although it was removed shortly after birth he has been the study of clinicians far and wide. It seems that he suffers from ‘phantom testicle syndrome’ to a debilitating degree. All we can do now is pray that Johnny eats the right baby.

Maybe this work of fiction will help you to see his plight in a brighter light.

Kids at school used to call Johnny E.T,  Eddit Torrez, the Extra Testicle. Children are mean and should be eaten!

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